[Phil G4SPZ]

Of course, what a lovely idea! Ring... ring... "Ee, cook, we'm busy muckin' out 'Er Ladyship's 'osses and we'm right famished! Can you send some cold beef and a loaf o'bread over 'ere quickly-like?" "I don't send packed lunches out to the likes of you grooms and stable-boys! You'll just have to come to the kitchen to eat, like the rest of the staff! And mind you wipe yer mucky boots!" (Line goes dead)