[Radio Wrangler]

It seems the BVWS needs to find someone young, strong, with a van and a spare barn... and plenty of time on their hands

But what if they're in Exeter, Ystrad Mynach, Cumbernald or Lurgan?

Population densities fall outside the South East corner, but so do property prices and the availability of empty buildings improves.

There is a sort of gravitational collapse drawing everything into a small area, but once you get outside the event horizon you find scenery, fresh air and you get to be the first owner of all the water you drink. QRM is lower and my car spends most of the time in top gear. On the balance, the radio rallies, auctions and the camera fairs won't shift me.

I'm rather impressed by the amount of interesting stuff David Simpson comes across.

David